THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out stacks of junk every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, slaughtered by those annoying filters. My inbox is empty. My once-bustling empire has collapsed. The pleasures of a successful spam campaign are just a fleeting il